Roy Issa's Tumbles - Jesse right now has his shirt tucked into his...

“Jesse right now has his shirt tucked into his underpants, and his underpants are coming up above his waistline…And it frankly looks ridiculous, but he pulls it off. He somehow manages to pull it off because everything else is so perfect and awesome and Clooney, which is a new adjective.”

I propose the following definitions for the adjective “Clooney”: an ensemble is “Clooney” when the style quotient is raised simply by who is wearing it.

A secondary definition: a person is Clooney if they can bestow a state of Clooneyism upon their clothes.

George Clooney is Clooney.

Jesse Thorn is Clooney.

Travis, who I just posted is Clooney.

(via thisfits)

BREAKING NEWS: I HAVE ACHIEVED A STATE OF PURE CLOONEY.

AT PRESENT, I AM WEARING MY HAT UPSIDE-DOWN. CLOONEY!

(via putthison)

1 year ago